Today is 2ups Tuesday. Since the halvening, my points have really been crawling. Sometimes i wonder just how the low level users have been coping. It's not easy. Anyways, I thought of a good excuse but couldn't come up with one. I had to go to the office.
2ups has started but my boss wouldn't let me rest. Lots of documents to type and emails to send. He was waiting for me not knowing I was busy on uptrennd pressing my phone, trying to gather the points. I was so engrossed I didn't know he was just about 2 feet away from me with hands akimbo watching me. Network was bad so I decided to change position when I saw him. The fury in his eyes, hell has no comparison.
I immediately dropped my phone and started attending to the pile of work to be done. I was so bittered . Why can't I just be left alone?
An idea struck me.
Aha! Uptrennding in the toilet. For some reason, the toilet always has good reception and so I took my phone to the toilet, sat on the toilet seat and started uptrennding with a smile on my face that I lost track of time. I looked at my wristwatch it was already 2pm. I must have been there for 3 hours or so. I quickly dropped my first post and rushed out.
Guess who I saw? Yeah! He was there patiently waiting.
I had to lie that I had a very terrible stomach ache. Each time I tried coming out, my stomach grumbled and I just had to rush back. He looked at my phone questioningly. Yeah! Why would I take phone to the toilet.
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