JOKE OF THE CENTURY.



Something happened that is wonderfooling me o. Don't mind my grammar. There are certain things that happen atimes you just can't comprehend it. It is just beyond explanation and even logic can't provide a suitable answer.


Sit and relax while i tell you a story.



Yesterday, on my way to work I met a gentleman or maybe not at the junction where I was waiting to board a taxi. I noticed he has been stealing glances at me. Well, it was nothing new as I am used to getting such reactions from men each time I'm in my uniform.



After a while, he summoned up courage to walk up to me. The following conversation ensued.



"Hey beautiful, such an officer like you is too beautiful to be standing on the road. I couldn't help but notice you"



"Thank you so much but I'm actually waiting for a cab"



"Oh C'mon babe, why not take a drop to work?"



"Why will I do so?" I asked wondering what he actually wanted.



"I will pay for you. Just stop anyone. I will pay for the drop"



Immediately I heard it, my ears went up like that of a rabbit that just heard footsteps approaching. I quickly stopped the oncoming taxi and got in as he paid the driver. He didn't stop there, he asked for my number. Oh well, I just had to oblige him. If only I knew what was coming next.



This guy since yesterday won't let me rest. He's been calling unending and sending lots of text messages telling me how much he misses me and couldn't sleep last night cos of the thoughts of me. 



My goodness. 



Please ladies and gentlemen, does it mean guys no longer do good without expecting anything in return?



Do you think he actually means it when he says he is in love with me?



I personally think he needs his head examined. Share your thoughts. 



PS: if you ask me why didn't I say no when he offered to pay for my tfare, I will come to your location and mute you. 😜 Who says no no such offers?




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COMMENT

20

Olufemi Ekundayo Afemna
15 Sep

Why did you not reject the offer when he wanted to pay for your trip, you want free money and you don't want to give him an audience.

He saw a beautiful girl and he wants to try his luck. You better do well.

😆 

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15

Auto Villez
15 Sep

Lol exactly what I said 😂

The guy saw a beautiful lady and obviously want to try his luck.

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12

Adetola Muheez
15 Sep

[email protected] dey said you should do normal oo...the guy have 4 4 u

Give him a chance oo b4 hell die of insomnia

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20

Jay Bhe
15 Sep

Which kain thing.. So this is how you do yours abi.. Haaaa.. Finally I got to know.. 

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3

Sarah Khan
16 Sep

 😂   😂   😂  

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24

Fola_Jay Ayo-Folorunso
15 Sep

Wait! How much he misses you????

Since when??

When did you both start love that you are already kissing?

He is in lust with you

Obviously there's an attraction but certainly not love

It just reminds me of the saying that goes thus... Nothing goes for nothing

But there are still guys that appreciate ladies with kind gestures and still expect nothing in return

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20

Jay Bhe
15 Sep

Exactly o bro.. Where's the love.. Which love self.. From where to where.. Guy is lusting.. Lol. 

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21

Akintunde Hussein
15 Sep

This is exactly what you do to ladies most time. You will meet one today and tomorrow and you will be telling her how much you love her🙄😒.

This needs to stop little brother 😒

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Akintunde Hussein
15 Sep

My brother, Inside life there is another life😅.

You can easily conclude that the guy's head is turning on its own.

Where is the love coming from?

How can you fall in love with someone in just a day?

It looks like he wants to get back the tfare he paid indirectly 😅

Wetin Musa no go see for gate🤣

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20

Jay Bhe
15 Sep

@Akintunde, are you drunk.. When did I do that.. You just spoiling my parole here and there.. Who I offend nah. 

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21

Akintunde Hussein
15 Sep

Okay. Lemme keep shut then. 

I won't tell the truth about you again 🙄

#ReturnMatch😉

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20

JOEBLACK STONE
15 Sep

Lol, its so funny, well most guys of today always give something for something

You should possibly give him a chance, lol and have little fun or even get to know him better

If you ask me, he should be in love and I don't want you to miss out this great opportunity

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Adetola Muheez
15 Sep

May though.. Nothing goes for free

Buh wat amazes me aw we get to use the word love so easily.

He's even having sleepnes s night for a lady he has just met..his that how love is ..really

@ziY pity d young man oo..let him sleep in Peace... Heheheh

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tori_ vickii
15 Sep

Hahahahaha.. Girl, this is Nigeria o. 

Many times people help you because they expect something in return. Let me not ask before you mute me. 

If i were you, i'd have done same then store the person's number as pest. I am currently at pest 21 🏃🏃🏃

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Olatunbosun Bossman
15 Sep

Hahaha..why will have to store someone number as pest. Remember he helped her when she was in need

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tori_ vickii
15 Sep

When helps you you say thank you and move on. Thank you is said with the mouth. What else? 

Yes. It's only pests that keep disturbing.. Lol 

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Shakeel Khan
15 Sep

Hahaha very funny zizy I like your post keep it up good work 

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